The Big Change

Here's another bitch I know. This time we'll call her Betch G. And she just did the bitchiest thing a bitch can do.

Betch G changed her number.

She has been using the same cellphone number for as long as I know, and now she's got a new combination. Her reason? She needs a SIM card that's got more features and services. The real reason? She just wants attention.

Betch G has been going around asking everyone if we've got her new number. Now you must remember: no one cares if you've got a new one, unless they want you around or need you for something. Apparently, no one cares about Betch G's new number. This is exemplified by her act of grabbing my phone and changing it herself. Prior to that, she even asked me repeatedly if I have already changed her number. See how much she craves for attention? And that wasn't even enough for her. She's been changing a lot of herself lately just to get people to notice her. Betch G changed her clothes, shoes, and conditioner. You must be thinking it's ridiculous (and yes, it really is ridiculous), but she put out so much effort to do those things to get some attention. She doesn't change her clothes, shoes and conditioner very often, so you must understand. It ain't effective; she realized that, of course. So she went from mundane alterations to an extreme one. The latest modification she's made was to change her own name.

Betch G is now known as Steve Wicks.
That still didn't get people to change her number.