Checkerboard

Right now, a lot of people are going crazy over plaid tops. I myself would like one, and I know exactly where to get ‘em for a much cheaper price. I won’t be getting one any soon though- at least not in the place I have in mind- because we should be avoiding crowded places due to the flu outbreak.

We see a lot of people wearing it, and one of them is Betch X. She thinks she’s so cute wearing a ‘plaid’ shirt that she wears it every other day. I’m sure you won’t get sick of it; if there’s anything else she would don, it’d be a different color combination…of plaid yet again!

Now, plaid and checkered may only have slight differences, but Betch X keeps calling her plaids checkered. It’s pretty obvious that they’re checks- two colors alternating on those giant squares covering her torso.

She looks like a tablecloth.

Actually, she looks more like a checkerboard.

I could just ask her to lie on her belly and I could play chess on her back with someone. Checkers can also be an alternative game.

Although Betch A is a fashion blunder, it’s a good thing she agrees with me that those big checks are pain to the eyes. Betch E (whom I’ll be writing about next) says otherwise. You’ll still be my friend if at times, you decide to look like a board game.

If Betch X won’t stop wearing those big checks, I’ll start bringing pawns and other chess pieces in case we get bored!