You Look Silly In Those Sunglasses

Isn't it fun to wear sunglasses? For some reason, everyone seems to look a lot better when they wear one. They seem hotter, cooler, sexier. Besides protecting our eyes from the harmful UV rays of the sun, we wear shades as a fashion accessory. But it looks silly when worn without the sun around.

Sure it is an accessory, but why put tinted lenses in front of your eyes when there ain't no sunshine? Wearing one to the mall or wearing one when shopping is still quite acceptable, but there are some places where shades are out of place, and yet some people insist on them, like:
-the school canteen
-the library
-night parties
-job interviews
-in the classroom

Believe me, I've witnessed some of those mentioned above.

You are excused though, if:
1. You are a famous person and you need to hide (you attract more attention, actually)
2. You need to sleep
3. You have an eye infection
4. You need to spy on someone
5. You are a blind person playing an instrument

If you can't help it, better wear it on your head instead!