You Look Silly Wearing Fake Eyeglasses

What are glasses for? It's for people who have a problem with their eyesight.The lenses are made specifically to correct one's eyesight, for one to see a clearer picture of the world. But for some people, they want to have a more blurry view of the world.

Though it is pretty obvious what eyeglasses are for, some people wear them for other purposes. Some want to:
-Look smart;
-Look like a dominatrix;
-Look like a secretary; or
-Protect their eyes from dirt (uh, goggles would look better on you)

Sure, it can help enhance the look one wants to achieve, but really- it's silly! People who wear glasses for their proper reason are already hassled with it, but it seems like others want the hassle as well! One has to wipe the lenses constantly; push the glasses up the nose bridge every now and then; remove it when it fogs up. Wearing glasses regularly, and for a long time, is no easy job. Now wearing a 'fake' one doesn't exempt you from this.

First of all, your lenses aren't even lenses. They're hard plastic fitted to the frame of your glasses. I don't know how it does not bother you that there is plastic right before the lovely view when you can see it without wearing one. Second, it's bad plastic. Does it make you see the world in HD? No. You'll get the opposite. You have two pieces of scratched plastic in front of you.

I say, set your eyes free. Let them see the world not through two plastic windows, but through the very air that touches them.